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America in decline under Democrat influence. -


TAGS: obama decline politics president
Rating: 4.42/5

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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:24 pm
Ginger. Favorite program of my youth.


BELIEVE ONLY WHAT YOU ARE TOLD - By CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, CBS, NBC, PBS, and ABC.




" YOU DIDN'T BUILD THIS DESK....SOMEONE ELSE DID.....RESPECT IT ! " -




hello this is Peggy -




Keystone Coward Clinton -




FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS - Yet, it’s worth noting that crude oil and liquids pipelines already safely coexist with the aquifer, with almost 21,000 miles of pipeline crossing Nebraska. - Forbes.com




CAROLINE KENNEDY SUPPORTED OBAMA IN 2008 - Says now "I can't stand to hear his voice. He's a liar and worse" Democrats have forgotten real American leadership




KEYSTONE PIPELINE - AMERICAN SHOVEL READY JOBS! - And Obama waits till 2012 elections are over to decide?




IMAGINE - Then get your butt to the polls this November to stop it all..


TAGS: decline
Rating: 4.11/5

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SethMythrax - September 21, 2012, 2:40 am
Funny as hell too. Sometimes I wish it was real, lol....
JGalt - September 21, 2012, 12:05 am
http://freedomoutpost.com/2012/09/barack-hussein-obama-theres-going-to-be-a-revolution/
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 10:57 pm
Crank here thinks MSNBC is news
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 10:05 pm
You're welcome Seth. =)
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 10:05 pm
the onion is a satire site. Nothing is real.
SethMythrax - September 20, 2012, 10:01 pm
that pic looks pretty bad, lol. I hope people can see it is a bit off.....
SethMythrax - September 20, 2012, 9:59 pm
I guess its all in whats in your head. Ive seen many believe in the stupidest things because the fools seen it on an internet news site or blog & then say the News stations are all lying. Common sense is lackin in too many now days.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 9:59 pm
oops, I meant this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/obamas-19yearold-son-makes-rare-appearance-at-dnc,29458/
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 9:55 pm
Does that mean that this article carries some weight? http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-rise-of-obama,16813/
SethMythrax - September 20, 2012, 9:51 pm
It takes a lot more than an unknown person I will never meet & fonts on my monitor to make me feel bad, but thanx anyways crankyhead.....
SethMythrax - September 20, 2012, 9:49 pm
arnnatz check the web, all will carry the same story seing it all comes from i one source but when you have nothing, always attack the source.....
JGalt - September 19, 2012, 11:31 pm
I just read the news this morning that 75% of those polled believe Romney is right. Hmmm even those onthe take agree with Romney. Proves that he was right! With dead voters and ACORN, we may not have a chance this time.
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:50 pm
Seth, don't feel bad, arnnatz only believes stories that are published in the National Enquirer.
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 8:40 am
really? you use mother jones as a source? Why not mad magazine or maybe a conspiracy theorist magazine?
SethMythrax - September 18, 2012, 1:23 am
read about it here.... http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/egypt-embassy-marines-live-ammo#USMCmemo
SethMythrax - September 18, 2012, 1:22 am
to bad there were no marines in Libya at the Embassy when this went down, so I guess its a lie. As for thera** history will show that was a lie to seeing the News Groups aint saying this was true....
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 6:39 pm
and what's with the reports that the WH knew 2 days ahead of time and did nothing... Hmm
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 6:38 pm
the reports are Stephens was brutally ra**d before being murdered, then his body was paraded around as a trophy.
Reality Lord - September 15, 2012, 3:35 pm

thank you...point made :). i never leave home with mine. look no doubt they had "assistance" but for the most part it was a well choreographed attack using the average person to make it look like it wasn't subversives
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 2:42 pm
I hear they were merely a**isting the ambassador to the hospital... It just appeared they were dragging him...
arnnatz - September 15, 2012, 1:22 pm
Doesn't everyone keep at least one in their homes?
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 11:10 am
Odd they are armed with RPGs
Reality Lord - September 15, 2012, 10:06 am

these were not "terrorists" who attacked the embassy. they were the joe six-pack type of average man who were ready willing and able to allow themselves to be whipped into a hate fueled frenzy. unarmed marines...p'ffft. what would reagan do. simple.


" THE 'CUUKOO'S' EGG " - 'Narcissist- In - Chief' Pres Obama Drops His Name Into the Other White House website Presidential Biographies.




BRETT KIMBERLIN - Just another Leftist Domestic Terrorist Now funded by George Soros




LUNCHTIME - at the White House




CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 2011 - To Boldly Go Where No Canuck Has Gone Before.




Dr. Who -




RACE BASED VOTING - How's that working out for you?




HOPE AND CHANGE - The change is worse




THE TSA - We can't make your flight any safer But we can make it more surreal.


TAGS: tsa airlines security theater
Rating: 4.43/5

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PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 10:50 am
Those dimwits confiscated a child's scissors from my daughter's backpack. How utterly friggin' useless...


PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - stocked w/only the best: Maker’s Mark, Courvoisier, Johnny Walker Red, Grey Goose,E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi, Jim Beam, Beefeater gin, Dewars, Bombay Sapphire, Jack Daniels.. & Corona ($100K)




Drug cartels -




" CAMP DAVID WALLS 'REDECORATED' TO THE TASTE OF THE NARCISSIST-IN-CHIEF " -




HAPPY 4TH OF JULY - Time Magazine reports a poll where Americans sense our decline and our vulnerability.Thanks to the hope and change from regime Obama!




DISCIPLINE - Have you ever thought about putting down the remote sitting down with your kids and hitting them? -Bender




RECLINER SALE - Home Depot is having a huge sale on combo recliner-wheelbarrows, which should come in very handy as you wait outside Home Deopt for one of those "Obama Shovel-Ready" jobs to come along.




Red Line -




Democrats, Liberals, & Progressives are as destructive a threat to a free society as radical Islam... -




Obama: Overstaying his welcome for going on 5 years. -


TAGS: obama scandals politics decline
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - June 3, 2013, 7:40 am
I think its that they understand when a conversation isn't going in their favor, just not why. So you get the default overly defensive response signifying something that probably exists, but they try to hide.
crankyhead - June 2, 2013, 6:51 pm
Why do conservatives ALWAYS bring out the race card in conversations it has no place being brought out?
StoneTools - June 2, 2013, 5:11 pm
anytime anyone says anything that isn't 100% favorable towards obama, liberals see it as hateful and racist, so what difference does it make?
ChadAllen - June 2, 2013, 10:31 am
I have to inject humor often because if you really think about the seriousness of so much of this [email protected] going on, it's surreal what these elitist thugs are getting away with in broad daylight at our expense, & I mean thugs from either Party. Unbelievable.
terroraustralis - June 2, 2013, 5:18 am
most obama supporters probably havent seen "the beverly hillbillies", so they wont get the joke, they'll just see it as hateful and completely lacking in political relevance
terroraustralis - June 2, 2013, 5:14 am
the poster joke is pretty funny, but most people who dont strongly dislike obama are going to interpret it as "dumb hillbillies always wanna beat up obama!" and it is just going to reinforce their hatred of conservatives.
StoneTools - June 2, 2013, 3:01 am
Looks like the american public is suffering from buyer's remorse. His poll numbers are dropping and, depending on which poll you prefer, he is either under water or close to it now.
ChadAllen - June 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
Yeah, I've got to agree with you there, terroraustralis. Apologies for my earlier snide remark.
terroraustralis - June 1, 2013, 6:19 pm
the fact obama got elected in the first place is proof that popularity is no measure of quality.
ChadAllen - June 1, 2013, 5:54 pm
Must not be too bad. Since sharing it on Facebook about 2 hours ago its already had close to 3 thousand shares & more than that in "Likes". Keep trying tho' turdaustralis. Eventually you'll find someone who gives a $hit what you think. lol
terroraustralis - June 1, 2013, 5:10 pm
keep trying, you'll eventually make a good poster.


If Obama won't negotiate with Republicans -




A Prayer for America -


TAGS: america decline freedom corruption politics
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - May 24, 2013, 4:49 pm
Just to check, you do know that knowing what you're talking about, and thinking you know what you're talking about are not actually the same thing?
ChadAllen - May 24, 2013, 1:20 pm
Don't worry Runza. I know what I'm talking about & that's all that's important.
Renza - May 24, 2013, 7:32 am
bait? if you think that's a troll you have much to learn.
ChadAllen - May 23, 2013, 10:30 pm
lol Well [email protected] & Runza, it just goes to show that when you put out the right kind of bait, all the roaches come scurrying out from under their rocks!
Renza - May 23, 2013, 9:49 pm
An ultra partisan fundy asking a deity to kill all of the ultra partisan nut jobs out there... Strangely entertaining
Cannabal - May 23, 2013, 8:21 pm
F'uck you, stupid Flanders!


HEY POLITIFAKE - remember me, I'm the current President


TAGS: obama humor silliness
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:31 am
Can I say, No?


The Decline - NOFX -




WHILE AMERICA BURNS.... - a politician peddles....


TAGS: peddline
Rating: 4.89/5

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OBAMA'S REAL RED LINE -




A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON MY WAY HOME- TRUE STORY -


TAGS: political correctness airline attendents stewardess
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 7:10 am

LOLZ. drop this into motifake as well....and peoplesniper if you don't mind.


Another effect of America's decline under Obama. -




" CANADA'S 'BIG BROTHER' VERSION " - Section 34 of the Online Surveillance Bill Would Give Orwellian Powers to Government-Appointed ‘Inspectors’.




PRESIDENT DECLINE AND DESPAIR - has decided to fix the economy by decree, working around congress, any which way he can




I’M SURE IF OBAMA GETS BEAT IN THIS ELECTION - He’ll donate his time and ride with the Wounded Warriors (When cows fly)




OBAMA REJECTS KEYSTONE PIPELINE - Sooo Bye Bye Miss American Jobs!




Yellow Journalism -




LINES - The Similarities Old people won't be in either line




PRESIDENT OBAMA TO DETAIL THE US' "RED LINES" ON IRAN. - Rumor has it he's colorblind when it comes to Iran. Sees only red when it comes to Israel.




WE ARE NOT ENEMIES - We are your fellow Americans who believe in what this country was founded upon. Deal with it, stop using the race card every time we have a philosophical disagreement!




DONALD TRUMP - Claims Obama has spent millions hiding his birth certificate and other records from the public. That's almost as much as the Donald has spent hiding his hairline from America!




WHOS PART OF WASHINGTON NOW? - Obama says GOP 'forced' decision to deny permit for controversial Keystone oil pipeline




Obama: Leading America into a decline by design! -


TAGS: obama decline corruption politics america
Rating: 3/5

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crankyhead - May 26, 2013, 7:47 pm
please note your silence after getting schooled. Again.
crankyhead - May 26, 2013, 7:15 pm
Speaking of ignorance of the truth... the Fairness Doctrine was enacted 2 years before the fat piece of crap, otherwise known as Rush Limbaugh, was born.
OTC - May 26, 2013, 2:38 pm
Exactly, because liberals hatred comes from ignorance of the truth, hence the 'Fairness Doctrine' libs have tried to pass to end his career
Renza - May 26, 2013, 12:22 pm
ah rush limbaugh, may his career die in the fires of hatred and ignorance he creates.


Lineup -




THE PRESIDENT - Who wants to show up everyday and take this BEATING! Only thing worse than the job is the competition People want, the worst job in the WORLD




It Ain't Racism If... -




Left wing liberal media faking news -


TAGS: pipeline demostrators democrats fake news
Rating: 5/5

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JohnGalt - March 2, 2017, 12:41 am
estimate: 2,500 dump truckloads, enough to pollute the groudwater that they were reportedly trying to protect!!! DUMBA$$E$


Preview -




Obama's Feckless Foreign Policy -


TAGS: obama feckless foreign policy red lines syria assad putin russia crimea chemical weapons iran nuke deal khamenei
Rating: 5/5

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calron - May 16, 2015, 7:53 pm
Maybe if he gets really riled up, he'll write a strongly worded letter.


why is this woman still employed? -




Hillary's Legacy of Failed Foreign Policy -




Putin Roasting Turkey -




LIBERALS! -




Blue Lives Matter -




Philosophy -




Caroline Kennedy On Obama -




Obama Regime: Folding Like A Cheap Lawn Chair -




Solution For Global Warming: Eat Bugs -




Just Another Red Line? -


TAGS: iranian nuke deal red lines
Rating: 5/5

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calron - April 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
It isn't even that. The deal allows Iran to get a nuke by following the rules. And everyone that says that the deal is bad and wants a better solution is dismissed as a war monger.


Bigly -




Democrat extremists obstruct Keystone XL pipeline -




Democrat Dumbassery -




NPR gets headline wrong- twice! -


TAGS: npr headline wrong twice media failure
Rating: 4.33/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 7, 2015, 11:48 am
What's the matter EMMassEnnBeeeCeee? Tucked tail got your tongue?
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 6:48 pm
There are plenty more 'credible' statements like this if you want ME to continue, denier :)
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 6:47 pm
Here is an APPROPRIATE source: An extremely well respected journal, the Proceedings of the Natl.Academy of Science, a***yzed climate change science, and determined that 97-98% of researchers of MMCC supported the tenets of human influenced climate change
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 6:40 pm
Why use data at all, when you have unsubstantiated opinion, to use in it's place? #sarcasmfortheoblivious
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 6:39 pm
I have no doubt you are a steady supply of troll bait. #75957 - A blog (read: opinion LOL).The other - #75959 - by BMJ editor Richard Smith (read:not a climatologist). Neither says what you want it to say: that MMCC is a hoax.You even cherry picked these.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 6:30 pm
There are plenty more statements like this if you want me to continue.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 6:29 pm
"Peer review tends to have low levels of inter-rater reliability between reviewers" -- http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/information-culture/the-birth-of-modern-peer-review/
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 6:27 pm
A systematic review of all the available evidence on peer review concluded that `the practice of peer review is based on faith in its effects, rather than on facts' -- http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1420798/
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 5:41 pm
Denier nonsense from an antagonistic denier troll.
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 5:40 pm
Are you finished? :)
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 5:39 pm
I kind of figured that about you
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 5:37 pm
ts;cr
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 5:37 pm
ts;cr
rebeccaolsen - May 6, 2015, 5:34 pm
I think Faux was being sarcastic :) ts;cr
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 4:41 pm
also: Peer review in scientific journals a**umes that the article reviewed has been honestly prepared. The process occasionally detects fraud, but is not designed to do so
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 4:39 pm
You are confusing 97% of "peer reviewed" papers with the number of scientists.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 4:38 pm
I think OTC is referring to Politifake as the political parody site.
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 1:18 pm
Another "parody" of denier logic, OTC?#75914 If not, still best.comedy.ever. X-D
OTC - May 5, 2015, 10:15 am
So you're saying scientists report in the media they're findings?
fauxnews - May 5, 2015, 8:30 am
So, you are saying you were parodying denier logic? :-)
OTC - May 5, 2015, 3:37 am
You mean the links posted on a political parody site?
fauxnews - May 4, 2015, 11:19 pm
P.S. The journalists aren't the ones investigating MMCC. A consensus of approx.97% of SCIENTISTS worldwide investigated MMCC and found it to be unequivocal. You can trust them. Thousands of their studies were peer-reviewed and are the definitive source
fauxnews - May 4, 2015, 11:12 pm
You do realize all those rightwing links you post to challenge MMCC are a form of media too? lol So you trust the media when it reports on something that agrees with your beliefs but selectively distrust it when it disagrees with you? 1L #proudlyobtuse


RACE CARDS -


TAGS: race card political silliness
Rating: 3.83/5

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Oldsod - March 22, 2015, 3:36 pm
One of the funniest things the man ever said. Pity we've actually come to the point that culinary predilections are subject to political correctness. Just as stupid as GHW Bush catching flak for not liking broccoli.
calron - March 21, 2015, 11:19 pm
'Being anti-guacamole is not racist, okay?' Jay Leno


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